where was this when I was small enough to fit in it
you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it
if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me
having worked at toys r us
i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy
the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave
toys r’ us guy has seen some shit
natasha is beating them at strip-chitauri-kill
No, wait, we have to talk about this, because I honestly can’t decide what’s better here. Is it that it’s so toasty outside Clint took off his jacket and Steve felt the need to flash some cleavage? Is it Nat casually gesturing with loaded weaponry while she tells terrible dad jokes? Is it the resigned exasperation on Steve’s face? We just don’t know.
#but seriously imagine them getting bored killing the enemy’s drones or whatever#and they make a game out of it#and it’s summer and so why NOT make it a stripping game eh??#I feel like thor would just strip either way like ‘fucking FINALLY I can take these infernal pants off’#their butts are all over the news the next day#Fox News won’t shut up about how much of terrible influence they are to children#or some shit like that idk
this pic is now my most favourite thing in the whole entire world
Hi is already enough tho.
Sebastian: I’m going to burn down the world.
Me: You are so sexy.
Jordan: Woof, woof.
Jace: I have a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?
Me: *raises hand *
Simon: Your blood is all I want.
Me: All of me is all of you.
Magnus: I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
Me: *offended* Piss off bitch I belong to Sebastian.
Alec: By the Angel, Magnus! Clary? Can you create a rune for faithfulness?
Clary: Obviously — Shoot! Crap! Sorry, Alec. I think I may have just created the wrong rune.
Clary: Yeah, um … Magnus may have some speaking difficulties…
Magnus: *in a chipmunk voice* Yhoo! Alexander, darling!
Alec: Goodness, you’re an angel Clary! Thats so beauti— no PURRRfect!
Jace: My parabatai, half angel.
Alec: Whatever, Magnus is still cute.
Magnus: I don’t know what to react, eitherway thank you biscuits.
Simon: Magnus, we could really use you in our band. Add some glitter to it … some chipmunk …
We’re trying to break into the Hotel Dumort.